Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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