Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
either way he was missing a nipple.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize