I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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