I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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