Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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