ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I queefed so loud it echoed.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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