ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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