Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
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With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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