This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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