The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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