Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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