New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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