this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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