so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
