Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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