I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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