If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Dear god my vagina.
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