Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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