I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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