One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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