Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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