I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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