I'm so fucking centered right now
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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