Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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