Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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