I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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