White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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