i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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