just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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