it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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