Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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