no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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