Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
