my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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