it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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