I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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