hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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