Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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