Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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