sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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