dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he fucked my hip out of place.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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