So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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