I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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