So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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