His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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