I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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