Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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