I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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