That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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