if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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