when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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