That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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