So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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