And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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