i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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