For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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