Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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