Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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