At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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